The Eastern Depot’s Nine-Thousand-Year-Old: I’m Really a Good Person!

[Eastern Depot + Comedy + Absurdity + Misunderstandings + Social Anxiety + Epic Backfires]

A universally recognized good guy who completed nine years of compulsory education transmigrates into Wei Ping'an, the Eastern Depot’s Nine-Thousand-Year-Old!

Everyone says he frames loyal officials and is utterly ruthless!

His greatest dream is simply to be a good person.

But every time he makes a move:

He tries to do good and clear his name, but ends up scaring an entire street into tears.

He tries to be a little gentler, but winds up frightening a child unconscious.

He tries to buy a steamed bun, but gets mistaken for a robber smashing up the place.

He even sways from low blood sugar and accidentally cuts down an Embroidered Uniform Guard.

Eastern Depot agents: “Mighty Nine-Thousand-Year-Old!”

Common folk: “The fiend is here!”

Embroidered Uniform Guards: “He even wants to desecrate the corpse!”

Wei Ping'an: “I really am a good person!”

The reality is:

The harder he tries, the more miserable things get. His evil reputation spreads far and wide, yet he keeps making extraordinary contributions!

Common folk: “Could it be the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old used to pretend to be a villain? Is he actually a really good person?”

The emperor: “Among all the officials at court, only you are truly loyal! I’ll reward you handsomely!”