[Comedy] + [System] + [Livestream] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy]
Fang Luan felt that the look Ling Chuqing, the icy female genius, gave him was getting stranger and stranger.
[Ding! Livestream mission triggered: Show off “a macho man acting cute” in front of Ling Chuqing. Reward: fragment of an Earth-grade cultivation technique.]
Fang Luan (internal monologue): System, could you act like a decent person for once?
[Ding! Hidden side quest triggered: Woo the icy goddess. Current affection: -50 (extreme disgust).]
For the sake of tips, Fang Luan danced in the restricted grounds while introducing things to his viewers: “Look, this is an Earth-grade demonic beast. Its meat is delicious…”
Ling Chuqing (drawing her sword): Fang Luan, if you dare to spout nonsense again, I’ll clean house on the sect’s behalf!
The result: Fang Luan knocked the beast unconscious with a brick, then casually handed Ling Chuqing a skewer of grilled meat.
Ling Chuqing (blushing): …It really is delicious.
Fang Luan (addressing the empty air): Guys, see that? Even the aloof goddess can’t resist the “it’s actually delicious” effect. Send those gifts!