Don't Panic, Junior Sister. They're Really Only Here to Cultivate

Chen Mo, head of the Guicang Sect, faces hellish odds from the start: the sect is bankrupt, creditors are at the door, and his only senior sister, the aloof Gu Qinghe, plans to sacrifice herself for the Dao. To survive, Chen Mo opens the System with tears in his eyes and fabricates a “full-dive online game” called A Thousand Worlds, summoning Earth’s players to the cultivation world. And just like that, the entire world of cultivation goes off the rails. While native cultivators fight to the death over a single low-grade spirit stone, the wealthy Xia Zhi, whose player ID is [I’ll Buy the Milky Way], covers the sect’s entrance with gold exchanged through the System. “This NPC is mine. Anyone who touches him will answer to me!” When a demonic powerhouse tries to slaughter the sect, the cold-blooded assassin Lin Qi, whose ID is [Just a Passerby], clears the Demon Cult dungeon solo with nothing but a tree branch. “The boss mechanics are so simple, they’re not even as hard as Minesweeper.” Watching an immortal army of locusts swarm past, shouting “For the sect leader!” and “For the loot!”, the entire cultivation world trembles. Gu Qinghe gazes at Chen Mo in admiration, imagining things all on her own. “Junior Brother, are these the ancient heroes you awakened? They’re so fearless in the face of death!” Chen Mo looks at the female players behind him, trying to “bug” their way through him, clip through his body, or even ask him to marry them, and sighs quietly. “Senior Sister, if I told you they were all a bunch of lunatics… would you believe me?”