The Universe Is a Piece of Shit That's Getting Cold

The universe is not the product of the Big Bang, but the organic-inorganic composite excrement excreted by some unimaginable "supermorphic life form" during a metabolic process. The physical laws we know are actually the temporary order produced when this mass of matter gradually decays and decomposes. Dark matter is incompletely digested fiber residue, dark energy is the expansion of gases produced by microbial fermentation, and black holes are necrotic cavities formed during the decay process. This work explores existentialism, niche philosophy, and the harsh truth about the meaning of life—that our struggles and sublimity may just be by-products of the metabolism of some giant organism. The plot advancement includes both hard-core scientific deductions and existential absurdity and tragedy, ultimately opening up a new dimension of meaning in despair.