Lin Tingwan transmigrates into the contract wife of the CEO of the Gu Group. All she has to do is maintain a dignified image for one year, and she’ll get one billion yuan in the divorce settlement. On the surface, she says, “Of course, honey. You’ve worked so hard.” In her mind: [What’s with the act, you jerk? That tie clashes like crap. Is this because you can’t get it up, so you numb yourself with work? I’d love to use his money to order eight hundred male models!]
Mr. Gu, who’s drinking coffee, sprays it all over the table.
And it isn’t just Mr. Gu who can hear her thoughts. Even her rebellious stepson and wicked mother-in-law can hear them.
When her mother-in-law gives her a hard time, she smiles on the surface, while thinking: [This old lady has so many wrinkles, flies could get caught in them, and she’s still pretending to be young. I saw her secretly buying hair extensions last time. Hilarious.]
Mother-in-law: ... (Silently transfers a million yuan to her daughter-in-law as hush money.)
Thanks to her brutally accurate (and thoroughly wicked) inner monologue, Lin Tingwan somehow becomes the family’s source of joy and everyone’s darling.