The Myriad Worlds Return Warehouse: From the Start, I Snagged a Nine-Turn Golden Pill

[Urban fantasy + getting rich with a System + divine-level bargain hunting + hilarious power fantasy] He takes the blame for a rich heir, ends up a million in debt, and gets cheated on by his girlfriend? With nowhere else to turn, Jiang Han takes a job at a strange place called “Warehouse No. 444.” He thinks he'll be collecting junk, but it turns out to be “returns” from powerful figures across the myriad worlds! [Ding! Returned item received: Nine-Turn Golden Pill. Reason: Overcooked, with a slightly burnt crust. Even a dog wouldn't eat it.] Jiang Han: A dog wouldn't eat it? I'll eat it! He swallows the pill and reaches Foundation Establishment on the spot! [Ding! Returned item received: Interstellar Star-Destroyer. Reason: The paint is pink. Not imposing enough.] Jiang Han: What's wrong with pink? One shot from this thing and even immortals will kneel! [Ding! Returned item received: Succubus maid. Reason: Too cold and won't call me Master.] Jiang Han: That's called the cool, aloof big-sister type. Get it? I'll take her! Six months later, the world's richest man is kneeling outside the warehouse begging for medicine, while powerful cultivators weep and plead to buy the “trash” in Jiang Han's hands. His ex-girlfriend regrets everything: “Jiang Han, I was wrong...” Jiang Han sneers: “Get lost! You're keeping me from counting my money!”