[Journey to the West fanfic + urban monsters + invincible flow + funny contrast + the law of true fragrance]
The top thug of Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, Venerable Maha Kassapa, was ordered to descend to earth, vowing to capture his junior brother Tang Sanzang who had defected to the world and was addicted to live broadcasting.
Kasyapa originally thought this was a hard job and planned to clean up the door through thunderous means.
However, on his first day in the world, he was defeated by a bottle of "Fat House Happy Water".
"The bursting of bubbles in this water is better than the Eight Merit Waters, so good!"
On the second day after his descent, he watched the short video on his phone and fell into deep thought.
"How can this small-inch screen read all the three realms? If you keep scrolling for five more minutes, the poor monk will arrest someone..."
When he finally found Tang Seng smoking a cigar and wearing a gold chain in the nightclub.
Tang Monk: "Brother, why are you going back to Lingshan Mountain? I am the biggest brother in the world. I will take you to eat chicken and fly with you!"
Kasyapa silently put away the demon pestle and took the limited-edition sneakers handed over by his junior brother: "Junior brother's words are reasonable. The poor monk feels... This world can be transformed again for another five hundred years."
Lingshan? Where is that?