Overworked office drone Lin Xianyu transmigrates into the role of a cultivation novel’s cannon-fodder character and gets bound to the reverse grind king System. The harder he slacks off, the more points he earns! While others cultivate bitterly for a century, he takes a nap and jumps three levels. While others fight over lucky chances, he holes up in the woodshed eating instant noodles. The grind-obsessed senior brother is driven to question his very existence, and the sect elders are left speechless after being roasted. He slacks his way into becoming the sect’s founding patriarch and lies flat his way into becoming a cultivation legend. This plan is foolproof!