Introduction
[Invincible Flow] [Dimensionality Reduction Strike] [Journey to the West] [Dihua Flow] [Easy and Funny]
I, Xiao Zhuanfeng, am a little demon patrolling the mountains in Shituoling. The salary is low, the risks are high, and I have to guard against monkeys.
After a great battle, the void shattered, and I fell into this fantasy world with my mountain patrol flag and gong.
I thought I was going to be a monster with my tail between my legs, but my style of painting suddenly changed!
The spiritual energy in this world is as thin as water, so my breath of turbid energy turned into what they regarded as "chaotic ancestral energy"?
This world's divine weapons are as brittle as paper. The broken wooden stick I used to beat the gong shattered their imperial weapons?
The Immortal Emperor in this world is so powerful that when he heard the name of my family, he was so frightened that his heart was broken and he knelt down and kowtowed?
The Lords of the major holy places said: "The footwork of Ancestor Zhuanfeng when patrolling the mountain contains the most profound truths of the great truth. Please take a small notebook and write it down!"
Son of Destiny: "In front of my ancestors, my golden finger is just a joke!"
The Peerless Empress: "Ancestor, are you in need of a maid to serve tea and water while patrolling the mountains? The kind who can warm the bed!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng sighed helplessly: "I really don't want to dominate, I just want to patrol this mountain. Why hasn't the king come to pick me up from get off work..."
Let's look at how the low-level social animals in Shituoling deceive the whole world by relying on "the king asked me to patrol the mountains" and become arbitrary for eternity!
