Is the Cultivation World Full of Traps? I Become a God with One-Click Spoilers

Chen Mo, a sharp-tongued book reviewer, has lost his job. But a live-streaming app called "Heaven’s Mandate: Cultivation" has appeared on his phone, and he can’t uninstall it.

Watching the protagonist, Lin Fan, trying to outsmart thin air, Chen Mo’s professional instincts kick in. He types out a casual roast:

“ [One-star review]: There are three sneaky bastards hiding in the bushes to your right, and you’re still walking forward? Got a death wish?”

In another world, at the brink of life and death,

A mighty heavenly thunderclap suddenly descends from the Ninth Heaven, shattering the sky!

Lin Fan trembles all over and drops to his knees in tears. “Thank you, Lord Heavenly Dao, for saving my sorry hide!”

Then he swings his sword toward the bushes, and the three ambushing assassins drop dead on the spot!

[Ding! Your guidance saved the Child of Fortune. Reward: 1 million yuan in cash and one top-grade Marrow-Cleansing Pill!]

Chen Mo stares at the text telling him the money has arrived in his bank account, lost in thought.

“So… can insulting people really make you stronger?”

From then on, Chen Mo never turns back from the path of roasting people (and bluffing).

Facing the arrogant Demon Emperor, Chen Mo says, “Go for his legs! He’s got hemorrhoids!”

Facing the aloof, haughty Empress, Chen Mo says, “She’s starved for affection. Go kiss her by force!”

Years later, Lin Fan has become an unrivaled legend through the ages, and Chen Mo is invincible in the real world too.

As the gods and Buddhas of the myriad heavens bow before him, Chen Mo spreads his hands. “Stop bowing. I never wanted to be the Creator God!”