Forced to Take the Fall from the Start, I Fight Back by Enforcing the Law on Officials

Good news: I was reborn, and awakened the superpower of perfect recall. My mind holds the entire national code of laws.

Bad news: I became the thorn in the side that every leader in my workplace wants to pull out.

This is what my daily life looks like:

[Scene One: A Leader's “Concern”]

Leader (smiling without warmth): “Xiao Guan, this document is urgent. Special circumstances call for special measures. Just stamp it!”

Me (with an innocent look): “Leader, regulations require me to seek your instructions first and have you sign off on the risks.”

Result: The leader's teacup shattered, and I suspect my probation review is about to “shatter” too.

[Scene Two: A Leader's “Reward”]

Leader (offering me a cigarette and some cash): “Xiao Guan, you've worked hard. Take this little something.”

Me (in alarm): “Leader! I absolutely can't accept this! I'll enter it in the Gift Refusal Register right away!”

Result: The leader's blood pressure shot through the roof. He looked at me as if he wanted to eat me alive.

Everyone thinks I'm done for.

But they don't know that every time they “make things difficult” for me, they're handing me evidence of their crimes.

Section Chief Wang, I've already sharpened the blade that's going to take your head.