Love in a Bottle

The heroine’s rule: “A good woman’s self-cultivation means giving her conscience an annual checkup first, then holding a funeral for the scumbag.” A friendly reminder: This book is also known as “Instead of Looking for a Boyfriend in the Trash, Just Buy the Recycling Center.” May every heart of compassion be matched with the means to strike like thunder, and may every cry of “I regret it so much” come from someone who deserves to cry.