My little sister was at death’s door, and I was out of options when I activated the [All Beings’ Faith System]!
As long as I dare to boast, the world can make it come true!
I told a billionaire heiress: “Your husband isn’t cheating on you. He just has a cabbage outside.”
[Ding! An outrageous S-rank prediction detected. Activating Lie Manifestation!]
That very night, the heiress’s husband made the financial headlines while clutching a cabbage!
The heiress, looking stunned: “Master! Here are two million in incense offerings. Please take me as your disciple!”
A rainstorm hit the film set, and they forced me to pray for clear skies.
I had no choice, so I reluctantly did a set of broadcast exercises...
[Ding! Host is performing a rite for clear skies. Faith value critical hit! Activating manifestation!]
In an instant, the clouds split apart and holy light poured down!
The director, clutching my leg: “A true god! That was the lost Dance of the Nine Heavens, Summoning the Sun!”
I watched my faith value skyrocket and completely lost it.
Seriously, what’s wrong with this System?
The more outrageous my boasts are, the harder it works to make them real?!
At this rate, are they really going to send me soaring into immortality?!
