[Farming] [Comedy] [America] [Exorcism] [Wild Imagination] [Delusions of Grandeur]
Jiang Nan spent fifty thousand dollars on a cursed farm in Texas called Blackwater Farm.
It was home to the Texas Chainsaw Killer, bloodthirsty werewolves, a vampire count, and whispers from indescribable ancient gods.
He thought he was doomed from the start, until he brought his second uncle over from their hometown of Chongqing...
The whole place changed overnight!
The terrifying chainsaw killer put on a pink floral apron and became Tiezhu, a free laborer who cared about nothing but eating.
The silverback werewolf chief who ruled the dark forest got a bone in soy sauce, wagged his tail, and turned into Big Yellow, the guard dog.
The noble vampire count was hung out to dry beneath a streetlamp, all because Second Uncle said, "That huge mosquito bites way too hard."
The arrogant Old Ones were stuffed into the rotary tiller on Second Uncle's tractor and turned into premium organic fertilizer for his baby bok choy...
FBI agent: "This farm is off-limits to all Americans! An Eastern demon king lives there!"
Hollywood actress: "Jiang's vegetables are a gift from God! Eat one and you'll look ten years younger!"
Second Uncle tapped the bowl of his pipe, his face full of disdain. "What demon king? What immortal? To me, they're just pests, livestock, and fertilizer! If it's carbon-based, it has to obey science!"
(Also known as: Second Uncle's No-Nonsense Guide to Exorcism, My Days Growing Bok Choy with Ashes in Texas, and How I Turned Cthulhu into Fertilizer)
