After Lin Fan was hit by a talkative meteorite, he found that he could understand the speech of all things.
The keyboard complained about his heavy hand, the coffee cup cried out that the milk foam needed to melt, and even the company printer offered him a back door——
"Ding! It has been detected that Zhang Tao wants to steal your plan, and we have automatically encrypted it for you!"
"Warning! There are drafts for competing products in Manager Wang's drawer. Do you need help to 'accidentally' remove them for you?"
"The boss's salary table password is 19830725. He deducted 800 yuan from you. Do you want me to help you 'make it public'?"
From then on, Lin Fan started to rely on "nagging" to change his fate against the odds:
When visiting the antique market, old vases shout "I have Qing Dynasty paper in my belly", and you can make millions by spending three hundred;
When you encounter an MLM den, stray cats and dogs in the city act as spies, report the information and receive bonuses;
When opening a restaurant, self-recommend ingredients: "My pig runs ten kilometers a day, so the meat is the tenderest";
In response to capital suppression, supply chain trucks report information in real time, and the mobile phones of poached employees contain dirty information about the other party...
Later, he could chat with the city's luck, discuss the path of typhoons and rainstorms, and even the sofa at home urged him to lose weight every day.
One day, someone asked Lin Fan: "How did you go from being a transparent person in the workplace to a business giant?"
Just as Lin Fan was about to answer, the street lamp next to him interrupted him: "It's up to us! Last time he chased the goddess, I was the one who helped him light the way!"
The milk tea cup next to him said: "And me! I personally told him that the goddess likes to drink three-point sugar!"
Lin Fan: "..."
Okay, with the help of this group of "know-it-alls", it's hard not to become a legend!
