NBA: The Whole Internet Calls Me Dirty, but Taylor Swift Says I’m Sweet

Basketball, System, villain, comedy, passion.

Su Mang wakes up in 2008, having transmigrated into the body of a Chinese-American rookie for the Detroit Pistons.

He binds to the Big Villain Bully System. As long as he collects rage points, he gets stronger!

And so, the NBA's whole style takes a wild turn.

From the start, he beats up Rasheed Wallace and lifts Richard Hamilton with one hand, and that's just team practice!

To guard LeBron James, he pulls out... a fire extinguisher?

LeBron James: “Ref! He sprayed foam all over my face! How am I supposed to play?”

Su Mang: “You were getting too hot, so I helped cool you down. What's the problem?”

Kobe: “He gave me a jar of Lao Gan Ma and said it had more flavor than chewing on a jersey?”

Taylor Swift: “He's a bad boy, but he's so strong. I love him!”

While the whole league hates him to the bone, Su Mang just spreads his hands.

“I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be your daddy.”