NBA: the Whole Internet Calls Me Dirty, but Swifty Says I'm Cool

BasketballSystemVillainFunnyHot-blooded Su Mang woke up and traveled to 2008, becoming a Chinese-American rookie for the Detroit Pistons. Bind to the [Villain Bully System], you can become stronger as long as you collect rage points! As a result, the style of NBA changed suddenly. At the beginning, he beat up Roaring Tianzun and carried Hamilton with one hand. This was just team training! In order to defend James, he took out... A fire extinguisher? James: "Referee! He sprayed me in the face with foam, how can I fight?" Su Mang: "I just saw that your hands were too hot and I wanted to help you cool down. Is there a problem?" Kobe: "He gave me a bottle of Laoganma and said it tasted better than biting a jersey?" Taylor Swift: "Although he is bad, he is so strong and I love him so much!" When the entire alliance hated him to the core, Su Mang spread his hands: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be your father."