Douluo: Transmigrated into Douluo, I Have Twin Martial Spirits

[Douluo parody + fan fiction + transmigration + invincible protagonist + twin Martial Souls + Tang San gets beaten down]

What would it be like for Jin Shengqiao to drop into Spirit Hall with the [All-Knowing Hint System]?

[Ding! The Eight-Angle Ice Grass three li ahead is about to mature!] Tangshan?

Sorry, I got here first!

[Ding! Yu Xiaogang’s theory, “The Ten Core Competencies of Martial Souls,” contains 13 fatal flaws!] Grandmaster?

Sorry, you need to update your knowledge base!

[Ding! Target “Xianrenxue” detected. Defeating her can greatly increase her affection for you!] The Saintess?

If you beat her into submission, doesn’t that make her one of your own?

Other people rely on talent to cultivate; I rely on a guide! Other people rely on luck for fortuitous encounters; I rely on coordinates!

In this life, I’ll show everyone named Tang what a true dimensional stomp looks like!