I, Lin Chen, a modern young man with no ambitions, traveled through the Three Kingdoms with a system, and just wanted to be a free salted fish waiting to die.
After the Battle of Guandu, when faced with Boss Cao's offer of the title of Imperial Master, I sternly refused. I just wanted to quietly renovate and realize the "freedom of a constant-temperature swimming pool."
Who would have thought that the "thousand-year-old cold jade", "earth core fire crystal" and other decoration materials I casually made up were actually imagined by Cao Cao, the tycoon of the generation, as the ultimate test to find ancient divine materials and open the door to immortality!
A renovation list turned into a jihadist mobilization order sweeping the north. A basic physics class is regarded as the founding outline of "Tool Refining Science".
From then on, the Cao Wei Group's style of painting completely deviated. Xiahou Dun held up his iron spear and waited for the thunder to strike, trying to "temper it with lightning." Guo Jia wore crystal glasses and studied "degeneracy attack" all night long. The entire iron-blooded army shouted "fight for the teacher's law of conservation of energy" and became a group of fanatical academic masters who used science (metaphysics) to attack the city.
Looking at Boss Cao and his group of "excellent students" who were fooled by me, I just wanted to cover my face and shout in my holographic home theater:
"Stop thinking! I really just want to lie down!"
