[The female protagonist wakes up to the ceiling + professional legal education + hilarious counter-routines + all members awaken]
[From ICU startup to market value of tens of billions, we use madness to rectify the entire world of abuse]
I, Shen Qingya, transform into the early-death white moonlight in ancient sadistic novels.
When I opened my eyes, I was holding a piece of blood-stained porcelain, and the system forced me to read the lines: "Han Ting, if you don't leave her, I will die here!"
I looked at the bleeding wrist, then at the crying female protagonist next to me, and the male protagonist with his back to me, pretending to be affectionate.
Suddenly he laughed.
If this blood is taken to a blood donation station, it can be exchanged for two cartons of milk.
If it flows on this floor, the cleaning lady will scold me for wasting rags.
So——
When the male protagonist was robbing Bai Yueguang, I set up the "Anti-PUA Legal Aid Center".
When the vicious female supporting role came to ruin the scene, I handed over the contract: "Sister, with your fighting ability and annual salary of one million, will you be my marketing director?"
When the plot required the heroine to donate a kidney to save her father, I simultaneously exposed the tax loopholes of the hero's company.
The male protagonist was so angry that he threw the check: "What do you want?!"
I opened the Civil Code: "I want you to compensate according to law, thank you."
Later, the wife of the richest man came to me with one billion: "Lawyer Shen, help me get a divorce and let the scumbag clean up and leave the house!"
The opponent's CEO blocked the door with an investment agreement in his hand: "Mr. Shen, let me buy shares, and the conditions are whatever you want!"
The system cried and begged me: "Ancestor, can you go into the plot a little bit?"
I patted its virtual head: "Be good, from now on——"
"I am the plot"
