Cultivation Is Forbidden, So You Built a Nuclear Bomb to Blast the Divine Dynasty?

[No System] [Scientific Cultivation] [Lighthearted]

Cultivation is the highest-level taboo!

Any mortal who dares inhale a breath of spiritual energy is executed on the spot!

Long Deng transmigrates, and disaster strikes from the start:

He clutches the "True Secrets of Creation", which his dying neighbor hid beneath the floorboards, while outside, the secret police are already pounding on the door!

He thought he was done for, but when he shakily opens the forbidden book, he is completely stunned.

Page One: How Sound Is Produced and Propagates.

Page Two: The Reflection and Refraction of Light.

Page Three: Static Electricity and Electric Charge.

How is this a cultivation manual?

It's a physics textbook from nine years of compulsory education!

Long Deng can barely hold back a laugh.

If the gods forbid cultivation, then I'll just stop cultivating.

In this world where the gods monopolize spiritual energy, I'll use physics to teach them a lesson!

The Proper Way to Practice Physics-Based Cultivation:

Other people face tribulation: They kneel and beg for mercy, risking death at every turn.

Long Deng faces tribulation: He sets up a metal cage and hooks it up to a battery bank. Thanks, nature! This lightning will keep the batteries charged for a whole year!

Other people fight with spells: Fireballs and ice spikes.

Long Deng fights with spells: He pulls out insulated gloves and a high-voltage generator. With enough voltage, even the gods have to dance for a conductor!

Years later, when the Great Yan Sacred Venerable descends, intent on crushing this ant,

Long Deng pushes up his glasses and looks at the freshly detonated mass of heavy atoms in front of him.

“Your Majesty, have you ever heard how the sun burns?”