Also known as: “You Told Me to Cultivate Immortality, So I Built a Gundam by Hand and Took Down the Heavenly Dao?”
[Cyberpunk]+ [Hardcore Cultivation]+ [Data Hacking]+ [Ascension Through Physics]
“Lay devotee, recharge 648 yuan, and the Namo Gatling Bodhisattva will keep your whole family safe.”
“No money? Then why are you cultivating immortality? This monk will send you to the afterlife the old-fashioned way!”
Lu Chen transmigrated to a high-martial world where spiritual qi was reviving, only to find that something about it seemed off:
The immortals in the clouds maintained their eternal life by injecting “Heavenly Dao Origin Serum.”
The Buddha statues on the ground wielded six-barreled rotary cannons, with the Great Compassion Mantra engraved on their muzzles.
Ascension, as it turned out, was just uploading your consciousness to a supercomputer on the far side of the moon and becoming an eternal battery!
Faced with this crumbling, predatory world, Lu Chen, an unregistered repairman from the lower city, awakened [Developer Permissions].
While others cultivate through insight, he cultivates by editing code!
While others make pills from herbs, he builds miniature nuclear fusion reactors with his bare hands!
While others summon gods with incense, he gives every deity in the heavens unlimited supplies of virtual hell money!
Inside Cybernetic Leiyin Temple, a golden Arhat glared furiously. “Mortal, you dare desecrate the Buddha with counterfeit money?”
Standing atop a gold-plated Gatling turret, Lu Chen smirked. “In this virtual world, my code is the truth! Even the Buddha will bleed when faced with depleted uranium armor-piercing rounds!”
“Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, three thousand six hundred rounds a second, mercifully saving all mankind!”
That night, a golden rain of bullets blew apart the false Spirit Mountain. Lu Chen stepped across the remains of the gods and pressed the world’s restart button.
I came, I saw, I did something stupid!
