Good news: He traveled through the Tang Dynasty and became the son of Lu Guogong Cheng Yaojin, so he can start showing off.
Bad news: He's a walking disaster and emotionally unstable.
The training in the military camp was too hard, so I secretly wiped my tears [😭].
Result: The military camp was flooded due to heavy rains within a radius of ten miles.
My father, Cheng Yaojin: "You traitor! I must beat you to death today!"
I was provoked by a dude on the street and my blood pressure soared [🔥].
Result: The opponent's hat spontaneously ignited instantly and burned into the Mediterranean Sea.
Dude: "Monsters! There are monsters!" (Peeing)
In a panic, Princess Changle came to save the beauty, and [🥰] appeared above her head.
As a result, Princess Changle will not marry me unless I am.
The emperor prayed for rain, and the atmosphere in the whole place was depressing. I was given an emo treatment [🌧️].
Result: It rained accurately over my residence in Chang'an.
Li Shimin: "..." (Lost in thought)
From then on, in order to pray for rain, civil and military officials from all over the dynasty lined up to tell me tragic stories.
To clear the air, three thousand beauties from the harem performed songs and dances for me.
Cheng Chumo: (Desperate) Please, leave me alone, I just want to be a waste!
