One moment, I was in the back kitchen of a five-star restaurant, arguing with the boss over whether to put ketchup or sweet and sour sauce on the new style of pot-stuffed pork. The next moment, I was lying on the bed with dragons and phoenixes painted on it. As soon as he ascended the throne, he was poisoned and drunk!
Bite! System binding successful! Novice gift pack: "One bowl determines the country" experience coupon × 1]
[nonsensical hilarious + system counterattack + sand sculpture palace fight + the whole process is fun]
So what if I'm dressed like a loser? With the system in place, I can become an emperor for eternity while eating hot pot!