Live Broadcast Goes Bankrupt? I Showed My God of War Certificate with My Backhand!

My name is Jia Fugui, and I was once the "last firewall" protecting civilization. After retirement, I just want to experience a life of bankruptcy and eat noodles quietly. However, my ex-girlfriend live-streamed my downfall and the entire internet laughed at me as the man of the century. I got fed up and activated the dusty [Civilized Observer] permission with my backhand. So, a global silence was enforced, and special forces came to salute. However, this is just the beginning. The faulty ancient creation "Holy Ark" was opened in advance, and a twisted screening came: [All forces around the world, please start your survival performance. The "Iceborn" in the secret realm of the snowy mountains, the "Ark" in the depths of the data, the ancient and elegant "Nightborn", the "Temple" with collapsed faith... Giants from all sides fought to the death in front of me, just to win the qualification of a "candidate". They see me as the ultimate variable, trying to recruit, control, or... Purify me. I sat in the best auditorium, took a sip of coconut water, and gave a warm reminder of everything behind the scenes: "The performance was too hard." "Also, if anyone bothers me about eating noodles again, I will delete their 'existence permission'."