You Were Supposed to Deliver Food, So How Did You Become the Ancestor of Tech?

Name: You Were Supposed to Deliver Food, So How Did You Become the Ancestor of Tech?
Author: Can Caraka Not

让你送外卖，你送成了科技道祖？

by Can Caraka Not (卡拉卡不卡)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 85k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

(Sci-Fi Cultivation + Misunderstandings + Black Technology + Subverting Tropes + Light System)

My name is Lu Yu, and I’m in a real hurry.

With no spiritual roots and no cultivation, I scrape together trash and hand-build black technology to deliver takeout. Then, out of nowhere, a mighty cultivator mistakes me for an unparalleled Dao Ancestor and leaves me responsible for peace between two worlds!

“As expected of the Ancestor! This magical treasure can lock in absolute zero and contains the true meaning of the Great Dao!”

That’s because I’m using the laws of thermodynamics, damn it!

“Senior, you’ve attained sainthood through the flesh. You can even ignore attacks from magical artifacts!”

That’s because it’s a non-Newtonian fluid!

Lu Yu breaks down: Stop bowing! I really don’t have any cultivation. This is called science!