[Subverting expectations + System + playing it safe + lighthearted comedy + clever protagonist]
Archaeology student Zhang Xiuyuan transmigrated, and found himself in hell mode from the start:
Captured and forced to work as a mine slave, every day he had to dig up “flesh-eating” blood marrow crystals and watch out for the foreman sacrificing him to the heavens.
The good news: he awakened a golden finger.
The bad news: this golden finger was anything but proper. It was a **“bullet-comment System”**!
As a cold-blooded assassin closed in, Zhang Xiuyuan's legs turned to jelly. Then he saw a line of bold text floating above the killer's head:
[The assassin strained himself practicing last night. One touch to his left ribs and he'll go down.]
Zhang Xiuyuan: ???
So Zhang Xiuyuan shouted out the assassin's secret and successfully turned the tables.
When the lofty, veiled saintess of a sect appeared and everyone knelt, the comment he saw was:
[I'm so hungry. Where did that meat bun I secretly tucked into my sleeve go...?]
When a peerless demonic beast roared across the world and all living things trembled, red comments flooded the screen:
[Stop fighting! I just want someone to scratch my belly! Scratch my belly!]
From then on, Zhang Xiuyuan embarked on an unconventional path to immortality.
Others cultivated through hard work. Zhang Xiuyuan cultivated by **“watching the show.”**
Zhang Xiuyuan: “I'm no fortune-teller, and I'm no word-spirit master. I'm just an utterly ordinary... reader of bullet comments.”
The plot is compact, I love reading it, please write it quickly