I Refuse to Date Him

[The groveling chase, unrequited love, angst, and rekindled romance]

A prickly, pitiful office worker, bottom × a jerk, top

What does it feel like when the man you've secretly loved for ages confesses to you?

You think it's true love falling into your lap, but once you're hooked, you realize it was a trap.

First-person narration, from the bottom's perspective. If that's not for you, please leave now.