"Lin Piao, let's break up."
"You even insist on splitting the cost of a hotel room with me. I just can't see a future for us."
The protagonist is Lin Piao.
A second-year student at Jiangcheng University.
A broke loser who couldn't scrape together 200 yuan in total.
Just ten minutes ago, his girlfriend of three months got into a BMW X5.
All she left behind was this breakup text and the car's exhaust fumes.
"No money... Does having no money mean I deserve to be cheated on?"
While drowning his sorrows at the Huanhe Bar, he swatted a mosquito... no, wait, smacked a woman, and got 1,000 yuan?
Host, your heart is as hard as stone, your hand strikes down mercilessly, and your righteous spirit soars to the heavens!
Congratulations, Host, you have awakened the Righteous Straight Man System!
Reward: 1,000 yuan in cash, deposited.
I just got 1,000 yuan for slapping her.
Sure, it's a little swollen, but if you don't mind, could I slap the other side so they'll be symmetrical?
Okay, okay. It looks pretty.