Beast Taming: All My Pets Are Sick

[Unconventional Beast Taming + Lighthearted Comedy + A Record of Life at the Pet Psychiatric Hospital]

After transmigrating to a world of beast taming, Lin An awakens an incredible System that lets his pets enjoy more children, more blessings.

He thinks he’ll have a divine dragon in one hand and a phoenix in the other, and rise to the top of the world. But the first pet bound to his System turns out to be a fat sparrow with a receding hairline and a severe case of “delusional superiority” syndrome!

Pointing at the Nine Heavens Mystic Phoenix flying overhead, it says with disdain, “Too skinny. She won’t be good at bearing young. But since she’s so infatuated with me, I suppose I can give her a chance.”

Lin An is at his wits’ end. For the System’s rewards, and to keep this bird from driving him insane, he is forced down a tearful path of serving as an “emotional counselor” and “high-end matchmaker” for his eccentric pets.

Before long, his pet army keeps growing: a Snow Jade Rabbit with a full-blown princess complex, a Shadow Wolf so socially anxious it has shut itself away from the world, and a mighty Earthshaker Bull possessed by the spirit of a workaholic…

Other beast tamers rely on fighting and killing. I tame beasts by coaxing and tricking them, and sorting out their family conflicts.

I’m either finding partners for my pets or cleaning up after the trouble they cause.

I’ve got it so rough!