I, Jin Muyan, am a former civil affairs bureau clerk and currently an intern at the underworld.
On my first day on the job, I discovered:
1. The congestion index of Naihe Bridge is comparable to that of the morning rush hour subway
2. Meng Po Soup has only had the original flavor for thousands of years, and has received a lot of negative reviews.
3. The Book of Life and Death is actually still using Excel, and there is no backup!
As a former outstanding civil servant, my obsessive-compulsive disorder broke out on the spot.
Three months later, the underworld had a completely new look:
· Intelligent calling, shortening the queue time for reincarnation by 70%
· Meng Po Soup introduces the flavors of eight major cuisines and has received five-star praise
· "Difutong" APP is launched, you can check the reincarnation progress with one click
The King of Hell patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Jin, work hard and I will make you a full-time employee at the end of the year."
I smiled and nodded, then silently opened the secretly designed "anti-corruption reporting" internal module.
The first name on the interface is the Director of the Reincarnation Department.
After all, optimizing your process is only the first step.
Cleaning out moths is my specialty.
[Civil servants in the prefectural government work from nine to five, with weekends off. Occasionally work overtime and catch the king of hell.
