Uncle Xuanmen: Break Through the Demon Lord's Camp by Chatting

Shen Tianxiao, the Taoist "mascot" who is 300 years old and whose spiritual body has stagnated, is a chubby foodie wearing red clothes and hanging a bag full of snacks. He is also the only genius in thousands of years who has practiced the "talkative beast control technique" - he made a thousand-year-old tree demon burn himself in shame by chattering, and tamed the talking thousand-year-old ginseng with spicy sticks. He thought that his barrage voice and group pet physique were just his talent for comedy, until the demon king's army came over, staring at the incomplete jade pendant around his waist, and asked with a mixture of shock and anger: "Why do you have the aura of 'His' on you?!" The leader was silent, the senior sister was in tears, and the second senior brother who always snatched his snacks stood in front of him for the first time, his voice hoarse: "Don't be afraid, this time senior brother really won't snatch yours." Shen Tianxiao looked at his relatives who were facing formidable enemies, and then looked at the half-eaten candied haws magic weapon in his hand. For the first time, the barrage filled the screen uncontrollably: [Wait a minute... Did I get the wrong script? [What about the funny daily routine of the group pet that we agreed on? [This boss looks like he's going to eat me. Does he seem to have known me in a previous life? However, when the black tide of destruction swept over him, he rode on his senior brother's shoulders, bit into the last bite of candied haws, and the full-screen barrage turned into bright golden light—— "Attention everyone!" He grinned, his fangs shining brightly, "No matter what it was in the previous life, in this life..." "This BOSS's health bar belongs to me!"