I'm a Taoist Priest, Why Make Me Join a Supernatural Horror Story?

[Global Livestream + Rules-Based Horror + The One and Only Taoist]

Rules-based horror has descended, and the Chosen Ones face a 99.9% death rate. While the Chosen Ones of every country tremble in fear, the livestream from the Dragon Kingdom stands out for all the wrong reasons.

Lu Ping'an, the last Celestial Master of Mount Longhu, is cursing at the empty air: “What kind of bullshit horror is this? I just paid my rent, and you pick me? If you’ve got the guts, send me a busty, slim-waisted female ghost to be my wife!”

Viewers everywhere: “???”

Yet while everyone else struggles to survive the horrors, Lu Ping'an kicks off one outrageous stunt after another: he turns a red-dressed female ghost into a tsundere air conditioner and trains a zombie boss to be a security guard. The more viewers curse him, the more ghosts he slays.

Then the final instance arrives, and the eldritch god descends to judge humanity. Lu Ping'an turns on a global livestream, with an army of a million ghost servants he “conned and swindled” into following him behind him.

He grins and points at the torrent of comments flooding above: “Listen up, folks. Take a good look, ”

“My power banks can drown you, god, with one spit each!”

#Rules? I’m the Final Authority# #Every Insult Earns Me Merit#