[Brain + Ming Dynasty + Chongzhen + Wise Fighting] Refreshing and refreshing.
In the seventh year of the Apocalypse, we traveled through Chongzhen. There was King Li Chuang in the front and Huang Taiji in the back. I want to ask what Chongzhen should do.
Chongzhen said: The cannons are firing at his mother, and I am hitting the elites!
In the tenth year of Chongzhen's reign, the foreign devils wanted to occupy Taiwan, but the officials did not take it seriously, saying that it was a small land, so why not give it to him.
Chongzhen said: I have no other merits except protecting my shortcomings!
In the 19th year of Chongzhen's reign, the Muscovy Principality brazenly plundered the Ming Dynasty's border, and all the officials discouraged it because of the long distance.
Chongzhen sneered: Destroy this little principality and build railway tracks to the North Pole for me!
In the forty years of Chongzhen's reign, everyone from all over the world obeyed, and no one dared to disobey.
The official leader Chongzhen laughed loudly: My rules are the rules of this world!