No Problem? Reject the Greasy Royal Family at the Beginning

It's not scary to be a Pikachu. What's scary is having to choose your "first love" among three perverted uncles. Looking at the bald man wearing a turtle shell vest, Zhou Pi almost died on the spot. "Do you want this blessing?" He ran away resolutely and picked up a dirty wild human cub deep in the forest. He could not speak and would only lie on all fours; he had no clothes but a shabby hat. Bite! The host successfully adopted the "abandoned baby" Xiaozhi, and the bond system was activated] Feeding tree fruits → intimacy UP! Combing hair (hair) → MAX trust! Block the Spearow's attack → Awaken the Guardian Soul! Zhou Pi sighed: (stroking Xiaozhi's head like an old father) "Although you are stupid and wild, you will be mine from now on." Xiaozhi rubbed Pikachu's electric bag and showed a clear and silly smile: "Pika..." Who would have thought that this wild child who couldn't even peel a rice ball would Will he actually carry his Pikachu on his back and smash the legendary beast with one punch in the future? "Don't be afraid. From now on, my brother (father) will take you to eat and drink and dominate the alliance!" In this life, it's me who will protect you, my silly thing.