Naruto: I, the Sin of Pride, Don't Eat Beef

[Invincible Protagonist] [No Saintly Protagonist] [Steamrolling the Shinobi World] [Developing the Village Through Science and Education] [Adorable Kaguya] [Making Up for Regrets] [Ending the Ōtsutsuki Clan]

[Body Template: Escanor, the Sin of Pride]

[Golden Finger: Myriad Worlds Ability Lottery System]

[Worlds: Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Type-Moon, The Seven Deadly Sins]

Deep inside the fortress of Iwagakure, Xu wrapped himself in three layers of quilts and trembled as he watched a stray cat pass by outside the window.

"Where the hell is Ōnoki? What about the ANBU? Can't you see how fierce that cat looks? Come protect me! I think I'm about to die!"

Every night, he was weak and helpless, without even the strength to lift a bucket of water. He was the village's precious little "porcelain doll," so delicate that all the shinobi feared he might break.

[But when the first ray of sunlight pierced the clouds...]

The timid boy was gone.

Xu kicked open the fortress doors and stood bare-chested beneath the blazing sun, his muscles forged like steel and his gaze looking down on all creation.

Ōnoki tried to give a work report? Xu slapped him across the face:

"I told you, I don't eat beef during the day! Can't you understand? Go capture Tsunade from Konoha and make her cook!"

"What? The Shinobi World War? Tell the Five Great Nations that if they don't come kneel before me by noon, I'll smash the sun into their faces!"