Reborn back in my village, I only wanted to slaughter a pig for the New Year. Who knew our New Year’s pig would kick the pen down with one hoof, electric sparks crackling from its tusks!
With no other choice, I posted a video asking for help: “Can anyone help hold this pig down? I’ll give you half the meat!”
I thought it was just a farce, but the System went into full alarm mode: [Warning! The coordinates of a first-tier demonic beast have been exposed to cultivation forces around the world!]
The next day, sword-flying Daoist masters, grandmasters with dragon-like vital energy, and uniformed government agents gathered outside my home, staring at my pig with shining eyes!
“This is the first demonic beast to appear since the spiritual qi revival, an auspicious sign from heaven!”
“Bullshit! A spirit creature like this belongs to everyone who sees it. Its flesh and blood can be used to refine divine pills!”
As the bigwigs fought so fiercely over a bite of pork that heaven and earth shook, I silently hugged my [Supernatural Farm System] close.
From then on, the rice I grew became spirit grains brimming with spiritual qi, and the chickens I raised became spirit beasts comparable to phoenixes! When a passage to another world opened and countless races invaded, plunging the world into despair, I walked out of my farm with a hoe on my shoulder, a vast army of spirit beasts behind me.
“Sorry, invaders, but you’ve trampled the Enlightenment Tea Tree I just planted!”
