My name is Fahai. I transmigrated into Tang Sanzang's body and awakened the Mighty Heavenly Dragon from the start!
Journeying to the West? I won't play along! The Buddha set a trap, Heaven plotted against me, and every god and Buddha wants to use me as a pawn?
Today, this humble monk will show you
what it means to deliver people through sheer force, and that all are equal beneath the monk's staff!
“The Golden Cudgel hits hard? Take three blows from my Nine-Dragon Buddhist Staff first!”
“The Samadhi Divine Wind is powerful? Watch me swallow it with a mouthful of demonic energy!”
“The Corpse King has risen and brought disaster to the living? I'll nail your coffin lid straight into the underworld!”
Sun Wukong: “Master, this demon has some powerful connections...”
Fahai: “Connections? I specialize in killing those with connections!”
The Purple-Gold Alms Bowl subdues ten thousand demons, while the Buddhist staff devours the heavens. He slaughters his way forward, killing even Buddhas who stand in his way!
At last, at the foot of Spirit Mountain, the Tathagata gazes down at him. “Golden Cicada, you have fallen into demonic ways.”
Fahai shatters the Cloud-Crossing Ford and points his staff at the sky.
“A demon? A Buddha? Today, with this staff stained with the blood of gods and Buddhas
I'll give your Spirit Mountain a new set of rules!”
Very well written