Simulation Traits Unlocked: I Rewrite My Enemies' Fates

[Trait System] + [Simulator] + [Absurd Meme Humor] + [No Female Lead, except when the plot requires it; he sacrifices his chastity once early on] + [Not a womanizer]

After being transmigrated, Chen Bei suffers the massacre of his family, the destruction of his dantian, and the ruin of his martial roots. He becomes a miner on Tianniu Mountain, endures it for a year, then activates a simulator to cultivate in simulated worlds and inherit their cultivation, traits, and more.

“When I was weak, I didn’t hold it against you. Now that I’m strong, I’ve got a few things to say.”

“When you were strong, I kept out of your way. Now that you’re old, I’ll stomp all over you!”

“There’s nothing a single punch can’t solve. If there is, then use two.”

Do whatever you want? Heh. With the Trait Simulator in hand, I can do whatever I want. What are you going to do about it? Hit me? Speak up!

The enemy is powerful? Sorry, I’ll activate a simulated trait and rewrite your fate!

Riding a donkey and carrying a cauldron, this young master stands atop the world. I roam the nine heavens and ten lands. If you refuse to submit, I’ll beat you until you come to your senses! One sword breaks through ten thousand arts, and my name is Invincible!