Wasteland Scalper: I Use Yiwu Small Commodities to Reshape Culture

A thousand years later, our daily necessities have become rare and rare treasures! The Tickle Spoon is the scepter of God! The washbasin is a sacred vessel for contract making! People in the future are full of curiosity about the mystery of a thousand years. Zhang Wei, a terminally ill young man in 2025, woke up after a failed hibernation experiment and found himself lying on a conveyor belt leading to an incinerator. What saved his life was the two-dollar yellow rubber duck in his pocket. He was surprised to find that the cheap daily necessities and garbage in his memory turned out to be "ancient holy objects" that contained the principles of heaven and earth in the eyes of future people! Nokia 3310? That is the "Thor's Hammer" left behind by the gods. One blow can break everything, and the startup ringtone can purify the soul! Red double happiness basin? It was the "Holy Grail of the Blood Alliance" that symbolized the reproduction of life, and the nobles fought for a mouthful of "holy water"! The eighth set of broadcast gymnastics? That is the "high-dimensional martial arts" that has been lost for thousands of years, and it has attracted countless thugs in the lower city to worship! In order to survive, Zhang Wei put on the robe of an "ancient priest" and opened the "Yiwu Antiquities Restoration Business" in the wasteland. He used mahjong to turn scientists into gamblers, used square dancing to instigate the ruthless mechanical guards, used the "Double Eleven" shopping festival to destroy the perfect rationing system of AI, and even used the "Overbearing President Skit" to burn out the logic CPU of the main brain! However, when the absolutely rational AI decided to eliminate this "civilization virus", Zhang Wei took out a worn-out erhu.