He Exposed the Stranger to Death and Was Captured by Sister Baoer to Bury Him.

(Under One Person fanfic + original plot + funny nonsensical + superpowers + single female protagonist) In the alien world, you just want to lie down, but you are forced to team up with Feng Baobao to bury someone? I, Lin Gou, a good-for-nothing stranger who can chat with animals, I wanted to rely on this useless ability to live and die, but by mistake I got admitted to the giant in the industry - Nadutong Express Company. My dream is very simple: catch fish, clock in, get perfect attendance, and survive until I retire at the age of sixty-five. However, my colleagues don't seem to be normal: Feng Baobao recognized me as a burying partner, but nine times out of ten he forgot to bring his shovel; Zhang Chulan always wanted to defraud me of my food money, but my pigeon exposed him in public; Every time Taoist Wang Ye tells fortunes, he always predicts that he will have to pay for my milk tea today; Even Zhuge Qing's research on Qimen was complained by my mouse: "You are not as accurate as I am in hoarding food!" When the serious Luotian Dajiao became my holy land for fishing, when the crisis in Biyou Village was easily resolved by a group of gossipy animals... The company leaders went from roaring to silent at me, and finally made the decision: "This mess... No, this talent will be the town mascot of our East China branch from now on!" And I just want to shout at my animal information network: "We promised to stay tight and not fall over. How come I have become a waste under special protection!"