[Hilarious Absurdity + Wild Misunderstandings + Decisive Violence]
Reborn as cannon fodder in the cultivation world, Lu Xiaoyu is about to have his eyes gouged out from the start. Is there any hope for him?
Lu Xiaoyu is desperate, but even worse, his System is a fat orange cat that just wants to watch him suffer!
"Go confess to the icy Saintess in front of everyone. Give her a hug!"
"Point at the Pill King's nose and shout: 'Even dogs won't eat the pills you make!'"
"The sect tournament? No, it's a bunch of weaklings pecking at each other. Everyone here is trash!"
Others cultivate with spiritual energy. Lu Xiaoyu cultivates by provoking people. The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he gets, and he can trade his hatred points for divine techniques!
He meant to stir up trouble and run, but every powerful figure in the immortal domain is an incurable overthinker!
After his furnace explodes, the Pill King falls to his knees and cries, "Master, I understand now!"
An outer-sect prodigy is knocked out by one punch and faints with joy: "The senior's beating is an act of love!"
Even the icy Saintess who wanted to kill him gives him a complicated look. "You risked your life to help me cultivate..."
Lu Xiaoyu: "I really am just trying to get myself killed! Stop making up your own stories, will you?!"
The orange cat licks its paw. "Good boy. Next quest: pee on the Immortal Emperor's head."
When Lu Xiaoyu finally enrages the entire immortal domain and ascends to the divine throne, he discovers that behind this insane game of becoming a god lies a shocking secret capable of overturning the Three Realms...
