Introduction: Senior programmer Jiang Cheng, a 30-year-old senior programmer who has been working in Beijing for eight years, has "graduated" gloriously.
Going home for the Chinese New Year, on the green train. Bite! The wish-to-pay system has been bound!
[The wish of three down-and-out beautiful anchors: they want to have a business lunch for 105 yuan!
Jiang Cheng paid casually, and the system said: [Soul shock detected, triggering a 10,000-fold rebate, and 1 million has been credited!
This money was earned too quickly. Jiang Cheng said: I can't spend it all, I really can't spend it all! (Spread hands)
At the class reunion, my ex-girlfriend hugged my new love and teased me that I couldn't survive and had to go back to my hometown.
I didn't say anything and took out my cell phone to make a call.
The next second, the hotel owner crawled in and bowed ninety degrees: "Master Jiang! How can you sit in a place like this! The Emperor's Hall on the top floor is reserved for you!"
Ex-girlfriend:? ? ?
Business opponents jointly blocked it, trying to abort my newly purchased Huangshan project.
I ignored it and took out another encrypted phone.
Three hours later, the provincial boss laid a dedicated power line for me overnight, and the world's top "Dragon Shield Security" issued a 100 million yuan insurance policy, which scared the whole audience.
Business rival (vomiting blood on the spot): "Who the hell is he!"
When the media all over the world focused on my barren mountain, thinking that I was just a stupid upstart with a lot of money.
I walked up to the press platform and announced calmly:
"I have decided to hand over 90% of this rich lithium mica mine worth trillions to the country for free!"
Global media (collectively lost their voice):…
No, bro, are you serious? !
