[Martial Arts + Funny + Healing + Anti-routine] I am Li Sanjia. I grew up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River and studied under the old escort chief of the "Sihai Escort Bureau" in Suzhou. Master said that my martial arts skills are 70% better than his real ones - as long as I don't use my brain. The old escort gave the order, and the six apprentices took their money and rushed to various provinces to open semicolons. I accepted the mission to Hebei, and the heavy bag of money in my arms made me feel like I was already "Mr. Li's escort chief."
As soon as I entered the border of Shandong and Jinan Prefecture, I was surrounded by a group of people and set a trap. First, the "enthusiastic fellow" invited me to drink, then the "distressed businessman" asked for a partnership, and finally there was a "fortune teller" who said that I would get rich... After three deceptions and two deceptions, when I woke up the next day, my money bag was empty, everyone had fled, and only an IOU was left that said "Refugees thank you."
From a rich young man in Jiangnan to a potential member of the Beggar Clan in Shandong, it only takes one night. But the teacher's fate was like a knife hanging over my head, and I had no time to cry, so I had to take two "comrades in distress" I picked up on the road - a talkative old Jin who sold medicine and could turn toad ointment into elixir, and a fat girl with a secret background and a bit of a girly temperament, and started the "begging trip north".
The three of us set up stalls, performed arts, and even escorted a myna that was said to bring good news, but it turned out that the bird could only curse, and we had to be chased and beaten all the way. . .
Silver? Not a shadow yet. Joke? A bunch of baskets were packed. Can the three of us make it to Hebei alive? Even if we get there, is it possible that the legendary "Sihai Escort Bureau Hebei Branch" established by the master will be renamed "Sihai Unfortunate Asylum"?
Reader comments
Good reviews, and the plot and pace are pretty good.
The first three golden chapters immediately hooked me.
It's great when you don't use your brain [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Hahaha, laughing rat! !
The articles written in a delicate and smooth writing style are comfortable to read.
The slap-in-the-face plot is hearty and hearty, and I love watching the villain dumbfounded.
Not bad, a serious and good book to read. [Like][Like][Like]
A very excellent work, the plot is online, keep this excellent, I can keep following it.
The writing level is very high
It's all fine chaff. Have a drink
It's so good, it feels like I'm back to the martial arts novels I peeked at when I was a kid. All he does is small things and all he does is great kindness. Simple, pure but meaningful.
Sha carving style, laughing till your head falls off, a magical tool to relieve stress.
Self-consistent worldview, no problem with the power system, rare quality
The characters really impressed me, and the showdown between powerful characters was full of tension.
Very good, the plot is very interesting!
The author is very careful and writes very well.
The pace is good, the plot flows smoothly, and it looks great.
Describe the warmth of daily life, like warm tea in winter.
The delicate and smooth plot is very smooth to read.
The ensemble cast is stunning, and every character is impressive
The upgrade system is clear and the battle scenes are very graphic.
The writing style is natural and unpretentious, and the description of details is superb, making people feel immersed in the story while watching it.
Good reviews, and the plot and pace are pretty good.
The first three golden chapters immediately hooked me.
It's great when you don't use your brain [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Hahaha, laughing rat! !
The articles written in a delicate and smooth writing style are comfortable to read.
The slap-in-the-face plot is hearty and hearty, and I love watching the villain dumbfounded.
Not bad, a serious and good book to read. [Like][Like][Like]
A very excellent work, the plot is online, keep this excellent, I can keep following it.
The writing level is very high
It's all fine chaff. Have a drink
It's so good, it feels like I'm back to the martial arts novels I peeked at when I was a kid. All he does is small things and all he does is great kindness. Simple, pure but meaningful.
Sha carving style, laughing till your head falls off, a magical tool to relieve stress.
Self-consistent worldview, no problem with the power system, rare quality
The characters really impressed me, and the showdown between powerful characters was full of tension.
Very good, the plot is very interesting!
The author is very careful and writes very well.
The pace is good, the plot flows smoothly, and it looks great.
Describe the warmth of daily life, like warm tea in winter.
The delicate and smooth plot is very smooth to read.
The ensemble cast is stunning, and every character is impressive
The upgrade system is clear and the battle scenes are very graphic.
The writing style is natural and unpretentious, and the description of details is superb, making people feel immersed in the story while watching it.