I Just Want to Deliver Food, but the Goddesses Force Me to Break up the Fight

My name is Zhou Yi, a delivery rider. My ideal in life is to be able to repay the electric car loan. But I have a secret: whenever someone quarrels, I can absorb that negative energy and temporarily transform into a superman with a double combat IQ. The price is that you will be wasted afterwards and you will have to rely on chocolate to survive. There were only three things in my life: Take orders, deliver goods, and avoid conflicts. Until I met them. Qin Yue: "According to your blood sugar fluctuation curve, hypoglycemia leads to coma. It is recommended that you be hospitalized for 24 hours for observation." (Zhou Yi: Doctor, don't stare at me) Tangtang: "Families in the live broadcast room! We are following the urban takeaway man today! Oops! He was scratched by a cat! Quick! Close-up! The title is "The Ultimate Showdown between the Urban Knight and the Sanhua Bully"" (Zhou Yi: I was feeding the cat! Feed the cat!) Xia Wanxing: "Director, I think this scene where the princess forcibly kisses the guard is not realistic enough. Zhou Yi, come here and let's rehearse. Don't worry, this part will not be cut into the feature film. It is for my private collection." (Zhou Yi: Director! This is workplace harassment! I want to file a complaint!) Shen Mo: "Last night, there was a robbery at a convenience store in the West District. You happened to pass by and detained the suspect with a takeout box. You also happened to note that the mud on the soles of his shoes came from the construction site in the eastern suburbs. Come and make a note. Are you considered a special consultant? There are five insurances and one housing fund." (Zhou Yi: I'm just a food delivery guy! A food delivery guy!) Lin Wei: "You helped my client mediate her divorce and found a new job for her. This is a humanitarian value-added service beyond the scope of the contract, so this coupon is legal remuneration. Accept it." (Zhou Yi: Is there anything wrong with a lawyer giving coupons?)