I, a 21st century salty fish social animal, died suddenly after staying up late to pursue an article. When I opened my eyes, I was transformed into the "tool queen mother" in a man's Machiavellian article - surnamed Shen, given name Chaoge, twenty-six years old, the former emperor burped, and the new emperor was only eight years old.
Original plot: On the day when the little emperor took office at the age of 18, he gave me a cup of Crane Crown Red on the grounds that "the empress's great achievements shocked the emperor".
I counted on my fingers and found that I still have ten years to live.
Ten years? In modern times, there have only been two rounds of Double Eleven.
I wrote the three characters "Live on" on the plaque on the door of Leng Palace on the spot, and added a line of small characters next to it:
"Whoever disturbs my old age, I will let him grow old first."
Clear rhythm and humorous