Purpose of this article: The workplace is like a drama, it all depends on acting skills; fishing is the norm, and eating sugar is justice. This story is designed to provide you with daily happiness, please feel free to eat it, there is no cruelty.
I, Chen Nan, am 25 years old and single. After being PUAed by three boring companies in a row, I unexpectedly received an invitation to join the "Anomaly Management Bureau". In an instant, I imagined a cool science fiction blockbuster - black technology equipment, colleagues with supernatural powers, and a mysterious mission to save the world. I prepared carefully for this and fully expected to unlock a new copy of my life.
But when I walked into the office area full of longing, I encountered a fatal contrast: the crumbling department brand, the sound of playing cards and the smell of potato chips in the office, and my colleagues were all messing around, none of which was as mysterious and serious as I imagined. Just when I suspected that I was in the wrong place and just wanted to turn around and run away, the boss of the department, Section Chief Wu, appeared, and everyone became obedient in an instant. Only then did I learn that fishing is the default rule of the department, and as long as it does not delay business, there will be no problem.
What's even more outrageous is that I was arranged to study with Lu Shiyan, who is the top player in global technology. This cold and handsome elite guy was lazily eating strawberry daifuku one second, and then switched to a professional aura the next, which made me even suspect that I was hallucinating. A job entry that I had full of sci-fi expectations turned into a ridiculous and hilarious first workplace experience of injustice.