Honghuang: Newly Crowned Jade Emperor, Lord of the Myriad Heavens Chat Group

Note: This story begins in an ordinary Primordial World.

Lin Hao wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the Primordial World as Haotian Shangdi, the heavenly emperor destined to suffer in later generations: a puppet ruler of the Heavenly Court, scorned by the sages, looked down on by disciples of the Three Teachings, and even challenged at his own doorstep by a monkey.

Just as he is getting frustrated, the Mythical Heavenly Court System awakens. What does the Primordial World matter? I’ll make you Haotian Shangdi of myth, ruler of the Three Realms, with immortals flocking to pay court!

Before he can recover from the shock, an extra feature of the System, the Myriad Heavens Great Dao chat group, suddenly activates. He looks at the familiar yet ridiculous “talents” in the group: Han Li, so cautious he greets people before taking a single step back; Ying Zheng, who only wants to become an immortal; a bear child busy barbecuing the ancestors; Keisha, researching how to devour stars; and the Ruthless Emperor, who inexplicably claims him as family...

Lin Hao smiles.

From then on, he quietly grows stronger in the Primordial World, building a true mythical Heavenly Court, while acting as the big brother in the myriad heavens chat group: helping Ying Zheng cultivate immortality, teaching Han Li to play it safe, watching the bear child barbecue, and even gaining an invincible younger sister in the Ruthless Emperor.

The sages of the Primordial World discover that the boy they once looked down on has somehow taken his seat high in the Ninth Heaven, with friends behind him who can crush stars with their bare hands.

The Two Sages of the West: “We’re doomed! How are we supposed to go on? The Journey to the West can’t happen now!”

Taishang: “Good thing I was clever enough to send a clone to join the Heavenly Court.”

Nuwa: “Fellow Daoist, are you still looking for a younger sister? I’d be perfect.”

Yuanshi: “So I really was the clown all along.”

Tongtian: “I never saw this coming! Never!”

Hongjun: “Don’t ask me. I can’t control him!”