A hilarious story about a time traveler who just wanted to lie down and retire, and made random nonsense in order to kill his naughty children, but was over-interpreted by the Ming Dynasty royal family, and achieved a prosperous age by accident.
The salty fish protagonist vs. The weird royal family + modern life flow vs. Ancient politics + warm cultivation, relaxed, enlightening, funny, healing, and refreshing writing.
Tong Ye traveled to Hongwu for fifteen years and was bound to the [All-round Elderly Care System].
The requirements of the system are simple: spend every day in a happy mood, and you will receive lifespan bonuses and modern supplies.
So, when the Ming Dynasty was in turmoil, Tong Ye only cared about whether today's hot pot was spicy enough and whether tomorrow's mattress was soft enough.
In order to get rid of the homeless girl who lingered at the door, and the naughty kid "Huang Dasun" next door who always liked to climb over the wall to get food.
Tong Ye casually threw out a copy of "Postpartum Care of Sows" that was placed on the corner of the table, and said nonsensically: "This is the legacy of Shennong from ancient times. Play with it and don't bother me."
The next day, Huang Dasun (Zhu Xiongying) held the book as if he had found a treasure, with admiration in his eyes: "Sir, you are a great talent! This book actually contains the supreme way to control famine in the world!"
The half bottle of isatis root that Tong Ye drank when he had a cold was used as a magic elixir to bring the dead back to life, and saved the critically ill Queen Ma.
Tong Ye casually complained that "the maritime ban is hurting the country, I want to eat seafood", which allowed the Ming Dynasty treasure ship to sail to America two hundred years ahead of schedule.
Tong Ye: "Stop asking, asking is what is written in ancient books! I really don't know how to govern the country, I just want to live on the subsistence allowance and retire!"
Until one day, Zhu Yuanzhang led hundreds of civil and military officials to block the door carrying thousands of taels of gold:
"Please ask the Imperial Master to come out! Should the next chapter of this "Ancient Book" talk about how to destroy Fusang?"
Reader comments
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The plot is okay, but I don't know what the rest of the plot will be like.
The AI is good at spelling. It has revealed its identity before, but it is still pretending to be a flat-headed commoner, fighting with the left brain and the right brain.
100% AI text
The plot is okay, but I don't know what the rest of the plot will be like.
The AI is good at spelling. It has revealed its identity before, but it is still pretending to be a flat-headed commoner, fighting with the left brain and the right brain.