Transformed into a fire-fighting soldier of the Three Kingdoms, I swallowed Zhuge Liang's "Spark of Wisdom" and became his sojourn jinchūriki.
Now all hell breaks loose - I have two souls living in my body. I want to retire in ruins, but the Prime Minister forces me to go on the Northern Expedition; I want to eat the offerings secretly, and my body automatically makes a big gift. What's even more outrageous is that every "failure" I have has been over-interpreted: yawning is a "reception from heaven and man", talking in sleep is "revealing secrets from heaven", and even a fall is regarded as "exploring the earth's veins".
As a result, the Shu Han style of painting completely collapsed: Jiang Wei understood my cooking skills as "the art of war"; Liu Chan was addicted to hot pot and asked me about the menu every day; I promoted potatoes and was revered as "Hao Qingtian" by the people; and Li Yan impeached me every day for "harming the country with my cooking skills".
I started to push the Prime Minister to the limit in my mind:
"Northern Expedition! Prosper the Han Dynasty!"
"Your Majesty, why not first solve the problem of hot pot base for the soldiers?"
"Shuzi! Liang that year..."
"Prime Minister, times have changed. It is now fashionable to eat before fighting."
When Sima Yi's army came to the city, and all the civil and military officials in the court looked at my "conspicuous package", the prime minister in his mind began to recite "Departure Order". I couldn't bear it any longer and shouted from my soul to the enemy troops below the city:
"What to beat, ask them first - mutton hotpot or spicy hot pot tonight?"
[Funny daily routine with two souls in one body] × [National brain-boosting site] × [Fantastic route to save the country through food]
See how modern losers carry the banner of rejuvenation with bad postures,
See how famous people throughout the ages were forced to doubt their lives by hot pot and barbecue.
There is a spark in the beginning and a prime minister in the brain. I am in this class - but if I retire, I will quit even if I die!
